I
am going to ignore the fact that is has been 5 months since my last post. I
will remedy this.
There
are a few things that I figured I would be guaranteed after finishing law
school and passing the bar: First, a decent salary, and second, a door. I shall
explain.
“A
decent salary” needs no explanation. The number I initially had in my head will
remain in my head now that I realize, given the state of the economy, how ridiculous
it is. Every day, post bar passage, this number has gotten lower…and lower…and
lower. I’ve now resigned myself to the “as long as I can pay my bills and fill
myself with cocktails on occasion” standard. Things are working out nicely in
that department. What about my second, arguably more important guarantee? Not
so much.
I
want a door. Yes, a lovely wooden (at this point ill settle for any material
sturdier than cardboard), four sided, handle bearing door. Why? Because a door
= an office. To be fair, I currently work in an office. However, my work space
hardly qualifies as such. Let me give you a mental picture:
Think
laaaaarge open space with three, yes three, desks that are occupied by no less
than two but up to four individuals….in one. big. space. Sounds like a cubicle?
Um, no. A cubicle has WALLS. Our office manager and I are settled in the wide
open spaces of a “you can’t do anything
because everyone, including clients, can hear everything” non-office.
It’s
like when you got your first “non service industry job” in high school, or even
college, and your boss didn’t have room for you so he stuck a small desk in
some obscure location of the office for you….yeah. It’s like that…only with an
honors undergraduate degree, a $200,000 legal education and a license from the
State Bar of California. Bitter much?
What
makes things better is the lobby of said “office.” Recently remodeled by
gangster inspired entertainment agent/owner of our floor, the lobby boasts
porn-like white leather couches, green walls and carpet and a ghastly large
faux orchid focal point. It’s like the Standard Hotel, circa 1968, meshed with
an Asian massage parlor and together they brought Tupac and Diddy posters along
for the ride. Good lord ‘yo.
To
be fair, working on my floor is great. The people are wonderful, including my
boss, and I do find my work interesting. However, I do dream of working in a sans
Asian/gangster porn den lobby, random desk placement in an undefined space
office. I figured going to law school and becoming all professional and ‘stuff
would lend itself to a professional work space. At least court appearances provide
a reprieve…
Perhaps
by the time I can afford more than top ramen and two buck chuck, I’ll get my
door. Here’s to hoping.