One of my favorite things to do at work at home is to visit Urbandictionary.com. If you have never been, do it. NOW. No seriously. I’ll wait.
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It’s great right? I mean come on, their word for the day is: Sympathy Seeker.
Sympathy Seeker: A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy. Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.
How lame! You know who you are…
You can even urban dictionary your city!
Los Angeles (my hood): A massive tangle of highways and roads, also rumored to contain people and houses. I spent all weekend in a traffic jam in Los Angeles.
Calabasas (my office): Stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved up their asses. "What school do you go to?" "Calabasas" ::disgusted looks::
(If you have ever been to Calabasas you are probably dying with laughter- this definition is oh so true.)
So there you have it. Confused about a word? Check it out on Urban Dictionary. While thinking of what to post next, I realized that I should have my own Urban Dictionary. I need a manual for Taylorisms, as it were. If you know me, I am sure that you agree. Taylor speak is sometimes difficult to decipher. (Imagine the confusion when I am drunk…te hehe).I’m not really sure the origin of most of my words. My mother had a knack for interesting vocabulary and grammar; I’m sure it is a product of that. For example: Target = targe boutique, Taco bell= T.Hell etc. Oh Jill, you are such a character. Moving on.
I present to you... Taylor’s Urban Dictionary:
Ratly: dirty, funky and generally unkempt. Think gnarly, but a twinge more negative. Did you see those kids at the skate park? They were totally ratly. (sentence probably spoken holding a joint…)
Strumpet: female who is currently irritating you. A fleeting term, it’s more of a rotating adjective rather than a character description. Did you talk to her? Yeah, the strumpet finally texted me back last night.
Bomb: cool, awesome, rad. Think early nineties. For the older cats, this is no way affiliated with an explosive. (Wait you think your blog is going to explode? Nope.) You have to check out this website, its bomb.
Troll: descriptive adjective, can be used negatively or ambiguously. This has nothing to do with hiding under a bridge or with those dolls with the cute little gem in their belly buttons. Look at that troll, what is she doing?
Jank: whether used as a verb or adjective, something’s off. Think ghetto- like when you see someone with a duct taped bumper. I got drunk and lost my key, I had to jank my way in. OR Did you see her hair extensions? Sister’s hair looked jank!
Slore: a mix between a slut and a whore, (sorry dad). The mix lessens the blow, lowering it from a cuss word. Listen slore, get your hands off me.
Ass Clown: basically a general description. You can be drunk or a normal functioning individual. This word runs the gamut. Honestly, its just fun to say. My boss is such an ass clown. (te hehe!)
You can use these words in everyday life, and I encourage you to do so! Seriously:
Mom, stop being a ratly troll.
I had to leave, I was acting like an ass clown.
Yeah, I tried to hit on her. She turned out to be a total strumpet.
Dude it was horrible, I had to jank my way out of the bathroom through the window.
So there you have it! I am sure I will add many more posts as time goes on with new material. Don’t you worry, I will have all of you participating in my slang world of Taylorisms in no time.
Seriously slores, don’t act like a ratly strumpets. Follow this troll’s bomb blog or else I will come jank you. Love, Ass Clown.
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